Woody in the Remix 79 on the Green

Stats on Woody

6'4"
240 lbs
Size 13s
First Ever Green Racer
The man who gave the name Gorilla to that rapid called Gorilla.
Dead Sexy


"Dude I can outfit this thing in 30 seconds. Who was the last midget to paddle this thing?"


"Damn this thing boofs real nice! How do I look?"


"Whoa that ferry was easy with this much speed. Oh good he can't see my bald head"


"Landing on a 45 mmmm nice and soft. Oh look at the pretty shadow on the bow of my boat."


"Did I mention that this thing boofs well? Damn I put my hand in front of my face."


"I think I'm in love and the boat is good too."